Pet Sitter Pat Songtext

von SpongeBob SquarePants

Sponge
Bob: Oh, boy, the mail's here! What do we have today? ]looking through them] Gas bill...
Taxes...
Letter to Sponge
Bob from Gramma! Gramma's voice: Dear Sponge
Bob, Won't you come join me for my birthday?
I'll be turning...
Even older this year!
With love, Gramma.
Sponge
Bob: Oh, Gramma's turning even older!
I can't wait to celebrate! Sponge
Bob: Sorry, Gary, I am gonna miss you when I'm gone...
But, if I'm not here, who's going to take care of you?
Squidward: Hmhmhmhm...
Sponge
Bob: Hi Squidward!
Squidward: Yahhhaha!!Sponge
Bob: My daddy is going away.
Can you take care of me...
Eow? Squidward: Oh no.
No way!
Look what that disgusting pest did to my substainable kelp garden!He chewed it up, ruined it!
Sponge
Bob: Gary, is that true?
Gary: Meow.
Sponge
Bob: Well, I'll see you later Squidward.Sponge
Bob: Patrick! Patrick?
Patrick: Sponge
Bob: Patrick?
What are you doing?
Patrick: I'm talking to my friend, funny. Hi, funny!
Sponge
Bob: Heh, yeah.
Hey Patrick, I need to ask a favor of you.
Patrick: What is it?
Sponge
Bob: I need you to take care of Gary!
Patrick: Are you going off the grid?
Sponge
Bob: What?
Patrick: Don't worry, I know what I do.
You're gonna need one of these.Sponge
Bob: No, that's not it!
I am going to see my Gramma for her birthday.
And I'm trusting my best pal to watch carefully over Gary when I'm gone.
Patrick: You got it.
He's safe with me! Gary: Meow!
Sponge
Bob: Ok, Patrick.
There you are!
Patrick: What's that?
Sponge
Bob: It's a chronological list of all the things you need to do with Gary.
Make sure you do each and every one.
Patrick: Got it!
Hey, do you have any more of those deep fried cream filled sugar-coded coralballs?
Sponge
Bob: Oh yeah.
They're in the cubboard.
Patrick: Ooh, coral balls...
Sponge
Bob: I'm gonna miss you, little guy.
But I know you are going to be in good hands.
Patrick: You can't get to my stomach now, white coral ball. Sponge
Bob: Okay, Gary.
I'll be home by ten. Dear Patrick, just do verify. First, you feed Gary, then you pet Gary, then you-
Patrick: Sponge
Bob! Don't you trust me?
I am the most responsible guy you know!
Sponge
Bob: You know what?
You're right.
Patrick: Well, of course I am! Now, go see your Gramma.
Gary's in good hands. Yep!
Looks like it's just you and me, friend.
Gary: Meow.
Patrick: Hmmm...
I wonder what we should do first. You need to work on your handwriting, Sponge
Bob.
I don't need this anyway. Oh!
I know!
Let's go for a walk! Gary: Patrick: Oh.
Looks like my tummy is having an argument with the coral balls.
Ohhh... Gary: Patrick: Better. Gary: Meow.
Patrick: Oh, hey, friend!
What's up?
Gary: Meow. Meow.
Patrick: Step aside, Barry.
Let me show you how it's done. Ooh.
Gotta try a bite of this. Ahh. Good stuff.
Gary: Patrick: I wonder what Sponge
Bob's got for you in the fridge. Gramma: I hope you saved room for dessert, Sponge
Bob. Sponge
Bob: Oh, Gramma, you shouldn't have.
It's your birthday, I should be serving you!
I know how much you love sweets, and I know how much you love your pet snail, so I made you this special gellatin mold. Sponge
Bob: Gary.
Oh, Gary. Gramma, can I please use your phone?
Gramma: Of course!
Sponge
Bob: Thank you! Patrick: Hello?
Sponge
Bob: Patrick, it's Sponge
Bob.
How's Gary?
Patrick: Oh, Gary!
Yeah, he's fine.
Gary: Sponge
Bob: Sounds like you got everything under control.
Oh, and make sure to give Gary his bath. Patrick: Whew!
Sponge
Bob was right.
You need a bath! Oh!
I almost forgot. Snail food!
Gary: Meow!
Patrick: Gotta get the water to stay in there somehow. Now, Gary, we don't eat the bath.
We get in the bath. Come on, Gary. Oh, don't be difficult now, Gary. Gary! There you are! Oh, what now? Square
Pants household.
Sponge
Bob: Yeah, Patrick, about Gary's bath, make sure the bath water is not too hot, and he doesn't like too many bubbles.
Patrick: Yeah, yeah.
Sponge
Bob: And remember to dry him off really good.
Patrick: All right.
Sponge
Bob: And don't forget about the list!
Patrick: Okay, I get it, Sponge
Bob!
I get it, I get it! NOOO!! I don't get these new beguiled shower heads. Gary!
Time for your- Wait a minute, Patrick!
You gotta trick the snail! You gotta be smarterer than him! Hey, buddy!
I got something cool to show you.
And it's the opposite of a wet watery bath. Take it down! Gary: Meow!
Patrick: Doesn't that look fun?
Gary: Meow! Patrick: Well, make up your mind!
Is it water or fire? Okay, Gary.
If you don't come to the bath, then the bath's gonna come to you. That's a good boy!
Now, suds up! Gary: Meeeooowwwww!!!!
Patrick: That wasn't so bad, now was it?
Gary: Owww!!
Patrick: Oh, now we gotta dry you off.
Unfortunately, I couldn't find any salt.
So, I'll have to use the next best thing! There!
Doesn't that feel better?
Okay! Let's see, Gary's eaten, he's had his bath, Time to watch the T.
V.! Sheesh, Gary!
Well, if you wanted another bath, why didn't you just ask?
Gary: Meow! Sponge
Bob: Happy Birthday dear old Gramma, Gramma, Gramma!
The best Gramma in the world, Gramma, Gramma! Grandma: Oh, dear!
Look at all those candles!
Why, if I were even older, we'd be burning down the house!
Sponge
Bob: Gramma, can I use your phone again?
Gramma: Go ahead, dear.
But there may not be any cake left when you get back! Patrick: Squarey
Pants' house.
Sponge
Bob: Just checking, is everything okay over there?
Patrick: Who is this?
Sponge
Bob: It's Sponge
Bob.
Is Gary all right?
Patrick: Oh, yeah.
He's- Sponge
Bob: He's what?
He's what, Patrick?
GARY IS WHAT?! What is happening to them?! They need my help! Gramma!
Gramma!
Gramma: Hold on, dear. Just...
Just let me finish these last few candles. I did it! Oh, but oh, am I tired!
Sponge
Bob: Ooh, better get you to bed now.
Good night, Gramma! Gramma: What a good boy!
Sponge
Bob: Hang on, Gary! Gary! What's the matter, buddy? Ahhh...
Reading Patrick a bedtime story, I see. "
Snail Tales", that's a good one.
Patrick: "
Snail Tales"?
I thought it was called, "
Meow, meow, meow".