Nature Pants Songtext

von SpongeBob SquarePants

Mr.
Krabs: Sponge
Bob?
Sponge
Bob! Wake up, boy!
You're burning me money! Sponge
Bob: Mr.
Krabs, what do we do?
Mr.
Krabs: Here, use this! Mr.
Krabs & Fireman: Hooray! Mr.
Krabs: Sponge
Bob, come into me office. What's wrong, boy?
Sponge
Bob: Well, I.
Mr.
Krabs: This is the fourth time this week I've had to scrape you off of something.
Sponge
Bob: Well, I've been thinking.
Mr.
Krabs: We need to get you thinking about work. Sponge
Bob: No offense, Mr.
Krabs, but I've been thinking about giving up my cold industrial life in favor of a more natural and free life among the jellyfish. Mr.
Krabs: Ah, Sponge
Bob, you wouldn't last even one day in the wild.
This is your natural habitat. This is your wide open range. These are your amber waves. And thisoh, this is your golden scepter, with which you rule!
That's better than nasty old jellyfish, right, Sponge
Bob? Sponge
Bob?
Sponge
Bob: I can too last more than one day.
I'll show him.
Aw, barnacles! Mr.
Krabs: Sponge
Bob, wait! Oh, he'll be back, alright.
He'll be back. Sponge
Bob: And Squidward, I want you to have my can opener. Squidward: And I thought this friendship would never pay off. Patrick: Are are are are you sure you want to give me this mayonnaise?
Sponge
Bob: It's all yours. Patrick: A-a-and these old phone books?
Sponge
Bob: All yours, old friend. Patrick, there is one more thing I want you to have. Patrick: Ol' Reliable? Sandy: Howdy, y'all.
Hey Sponge
Bob, you having a garage sale?
Sponge
Bob: No Sandy, I'm giving up my material possessions to live in the wild with the jellyfish.
Sandy: Sponge
Bob, of all the crazy schemes.
Why would you want to live among the jellyfish?
They're cold and mean and none too bright. Sponge
Bob: Oh, oh, Sandy.
That's exactly the response I would expect from someone who lives the sham of a life I once lived.
I'm going to prove I don't need all this stuff to be happy. Maybe someday you'll wise up and join me.
Good-bye. I won't be needing these. Buzz, buzz, buzz.
Squidward: He took off his pants.
Sandy: I'll give him a week. Squidward: I'll give him eleven minutes. Patrick: Patrick sad! Sponge
Bob: I'm home.
I'm home!
I'm home!
I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, Im home! Brothers and sisters, wait for me! Buzz buzz.
Buzz buzz.
Ok, I'm here! Wait, I just got here.
My jellyfish instincts tell me to gothat way. Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz. This is the life. Hey everybody, buzz buzz.
Buzz to you.
Buzz, buzz, nice current today.
Hey, what's the buzz? Hello, I'm Jellybob, and you are? Uhh...
Nice to meet you. Sandy: "
Here, Patrick, have a Krabby Patty!" There he is, Patrick.
Say your line!
Patrick: Why thank you, Sandy, I would love one.
Take patty. Too bad Sponge
Bob isn't here.
These are his favorites.
I sure wish he'd come home.
Take bite. I can't do it!
Sponge
Bob!
Come back!
Sponge
Bob: Patrick, I'm not coming home.
Patrick: I miss you!
Sandy misses you!
Even Squidward misses you! Sponge
Bob: I'm happy here.
This is my home now. Patrick: No!!
Sponge
Bob!! Sponge
Bob: Hey everybody!
I'm back!
I think I'm getting the hang of this. Patrick!
What are you doing?
Patrick: If I can't have you as a friend, I'm going to make you a trophy!
I even picked out this nice jar for you! Sponge
Bob: Patrick!
Go home!
I'm a jellyfish now! Patrick: I can see you there! I still see you! You're going to look good on my mantel! Friends forever, Sponge
Bob!
I got you now, Sponge
Bob! Sponge
Bob: Patrick!
No! Patrick: Ok!
So this is the way it's going to be.
I hope you're happy. Sponge
Bob: Well, that's over.
Back to jellyfish matters. Mmm jelly. Ah, my jellyfish brethren are returning. Greetings, comrades! Being a jellyfish sure is fun.
Buzz. Buzz. Buzz. Hey!
Eww, I'm itchy!
Itchy, why am I so itchy!
Aaaaahhhhhhh!!!! Poison sea urchins! Ow, ow, oh, itches.
Ow, ow, itches. Buzz.
Buzz.
Buzz. Krabby Patties. Sandy. What have I done?
I had a great life and friends, and I gave all of that up. All: Welcome home, Sponge
Bob!
Sponge
Bob: You guys are the best!
I made a huge mistake.
Please forgive me!
Mr.
Krabs: Ah, quit your blubbering and have a Krabby Patty. Sponge
Bob: Don't mind if I do. Mr.
Krabs: And I'll see you at work first thing tomorrow morning.
Sponge
Bob: Aye, aye, captain!
Squidward: Sponge
Bob, do us all a favor. Sponge
Bob: Don't mind if I do. Ta-da.Aww.
Squidward: Ok, that's enough. Gary: Meow.
Squidward: Can we please stop this? Patrick: Patrick itchy! Sponge
Bob: It is great to be home!.