20,000 Patties Under the Sea Songtext

von SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob: Breaker, breaker outer perimeter, looks clear. Over.
Patrick: Robert, Robert... uhh... Ronald, Ronald, Ryan.
SpongeBob: Are you sure you're not trying to say Roger?
Patrick: Oh, wait I got it. Ringo...
SpongeBob: Patrick, we have visual contact. Now taking evasive action. Subject still in close proximity. Over.
Patrick: Hello?
SpongeBob: Please reply.
Patrick: I wonder if I can order pizza with these things.
SpongeBob: Please, contact immanent Patrick. Respond now. Please. Please!
Patrick: SpongeBob, you're gonna need to speak up. My eardrums aren't what they used to be.
SpongeBob: I can't speak up Patrick, there's a jellyfish here and I'm worried it might sting me if I make any loud... ... noises.
Patrick: Oops. SpongeBob: Is he still after us, Patrick?
Patrick: I don't know, buddy!
SpongeBob: Should we turn around and check?
Patrick: Ok. SpongeBob: Oh, I think I landed on my pain center.
Patrick: I think I landed on a rock. SpongeBob: Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground right there.
Patrick: That's just Squidward sunbathing again. SpongeBob: No, not that, Patrick. This!
Patrick: What is it?
SpongeBob: I don't know. I think there's something buried underneath it. And I'm gonna go get some shovels so we can dig it up.
Patrick: We?
SpongeBob: Phew! Nothing like a little manual labor to put some hair on your chest, eh, Patrick?
Patrick: I'll say. SpongeBob: Plus look at what we unearthed! A UFO! Go on, you first. Kinda dark, huh?
Patrick: Yeah, dark.
SpongeBob: Well, there's gotta be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir. Hey, Patrick, look! We're moving! And here's the steering wheel!
Patrick: Now hold it, SpongeBob. You better let me drive.
SpongeBob: Gimme that wheel!
Patrick: No! Let go! I wanna drive! Mr. Krabs: I don't understand, Squidward. Where are all the customers? I know the Krusty Krab isn't Bikini Bottom's most prestigious eatery, but at least it's better than that salty old Chum Bucket across the street. And that's our only competition.
Squidward: Am I getting paid extra for this conversation?
Mr. Krabs: Oh, come on, Squidward. Can't you just pretend to listen for once in your life? Do it for old Mr. Krabs.
Squidward: Well, since you can't bring any customers into the Krusty Krab, have you ever thought about bringing the Krusty Krab to the customers?
Mr. Krabs: Quiet, Squidward, I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the Krusty Krab, we could bring the Krusty Krab to the customers?
Squidward: La la la la la la la la la la la la.
Mr. Krabs: Yes, of course! But how? SpongeBob: Can we park here? Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.
Patrick: Or even around the block!
Mr. Krabs: That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road. So long, boys. Make me lots of money!
SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward. Bye, Mr. Krabs. Bye, Squidward.
Patrick: You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.
SpongeBob: I like Squidward.
Plankton: A traveling restaurant, eh? It's not fair! I had that idea years ago! No matter. If Mr. Krabs wants to play dirty, then Plankton's ready for his turn to take his turn. SpongeBob: Hello!
Man: Hello.
SpongeBob: Could I interest you in a Krabby Patty?
Man: No thanks.
Patrick: Now what?
SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we didn't find customers, not to come back. Are you sure you don't want to be out first customer, sir.
Man: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. SpongeBob: Wait! We'll pay ya!
Man: Hey, thanks again, guys. Good luck with the restaurant!
SpongeBob: Thank you, sir, come again!
Plankton: Those nincompoops are better salesmen than I suspected. Voice: Customer approaching.
Plankton: Hello, little boy. Would you like a chum burger?
Boy: Uh, does it come in raspberry?
Plankton: Um, no.
Boy: Blueberry?
Plankton: No.
Boy: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... raspberry?
Plankton: Ah, come on, kid. You asked me that already. Now quit wasting my time!
Mable: Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?
Plankton: I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers.
Truck Driver: Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way. What do you think this is?
Plankton: I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty. That's what this is.
Mary: Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that. Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital.
Plankton: Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma!
Mary: You're probably right.
Plankton: You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here. What the? No! Controls malfunctioning! SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick.
Patrick: Yeah?
SpongeBob: Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? Oh, no. You burnt all the patties. It's hard as a rock. How are we gonna find somebody who would buy these?
Truck Driver: Hey, the rocks are all gone.
Crowd: Aww! SpongeBob: Folks, have I got a deal for you. Jack: Alright, get 'im! SpongeBob: Won't Mr. Krabs be so proud of us when he finds out how good we're doing. See any new customers, Patrick?
Patrick: No, but I see a sign. It says. "Warning: Ab... eyes?"
SpongeBob: Here, let me see. No, Patrick, that says "Abyss."
Patrick: Oh, OK. What's an abyss, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: An abyss is a bottomless... ...chasm! Pat, we're falling!
Patrick: And now we're being bathed in an eerie red light!
Plankton: Yes! Yes!
Patrick: And now a deafening warning siren! Sea Monster: SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! We've floated back up, out of the deep, dark, depressing, horrible abyss! Sea Monster: Hey! Who are you calling dark and depressing?
SpongeBob: Daa! We didn't mean it that way, Mr. Sea Monster, sir! What we really wanna know is... are you hungry?
Sea Monster: Hungry? I've been asleep for 79 years. Which means my last meal was 79 years ago. Yes, I'm hungry.
SpongeBob: Then try one of our Krabby Patties.
Sea Monster: Mmm! That's the best thing I've tasted since that sewer spill... back in '76. I'll take 640 of them.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Woo hoo!
Patrick: Order... uh... up! Plankton: Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me. , he rips off the periscope] This calls for drastic-er-est measures! Okay, you bums, time for the second course; Chum Charges!
Patrick: SpongeBob! Our hull's been breached. Do you know what that means?
SpongeBob: No!
Patrick: Neither do I!
Plankton: Yes! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the... Ah, who needs that old Rust Bucket anyhow.
Sea Monster: Come on in there! I want more sandwiches!
Patrick: SpongeBob, look!
SpongeBob: What is it?
Patrick: It's a liquid.
SpongeBob: No, it's a solid! It's a solid!
SpongeBob and Patrick: It's a "lol-squid."
Sea Monster: All right, what's going on in there? Hey, that looks like a sandwich to me!
SpongeBob: But not just a sandwich. It's a... Chum-Wich.
Sea Monster: Mmm! Now that's a sandwich!
SpongeBob: Anything else before we shove off?
Sea Monster: I want dessert! SpongeBob: We- We don't have desserts.
Plankton: Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies. That's right, they stole my idea. My, my, my... Sea Monster: Hey, a chocolate éclair! Now that looks like dessert to me!
Plankton: No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! You- You've got it all wrong, see... Hey! Janitor: There you are, Mr. Krabs, just like new again.
Squidward: Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from the... SpongeBob: We're back, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Tell me all about it. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!
SpongeBob: You wouldn't believe it Mr. Krabs, we had so many new customers!
Mr. Krabs: I don't care about that. Tell me about the money.
SpongeBob: There we were at the bottom of a deep, dark, abyss. And we had to let go of something heavy.
Patrick: And paper.
Mr. Krabs: You let go of all the money I earned as ballast?
SpongeBob: But on the bright side, we did manage to bring back 37, 000 pounds of these decorative deep sea rocks!