Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Songtext

von South Park

Kyle′s mom is the one that started that damn club all because she's a big fat stupid b-!
Don′t say it Cartman!
WEEEEELLLLL
Don't do it Cartman!
WEEELLLLLL
I'm warning you!
Ok ok
I′m getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a-!
WEEELL Kyle mom′s a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she′s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she′s a bitch to all the boys and girls!
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN!
On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she′s a bitch, on Wensday though Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha beeeotch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle′s mom she′s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she′s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle′s mom's a bitch and she′s just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
(Chinese kids)
(French kids)
(Dutch kids)
(African kids)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she′s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she′s a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
(Crowd: gasp)
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she′s stupid bitch
Uhh Cartman
Kyle's mom′s a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it
Kyle′s mom,
Is a big fat fucking bitch!
Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!
What?
(Turns around)
Aw... fuck