Something About Mary Songtext

von South Park Mexican

Baby, locked up
I miss you so much
You'll always be my girl

This is a love song y'all about this girl
Sometime she a dyke like Laverne and Shirl
Sometime she like boys to pull her red hairs
Sometimes it's so good it make it hard to share

We've been married since I was 13 years old
Alcapulco Gold, hit the bong and reload
White Shark, White Widow and White Rhino
I'm hooked on ponics thats all I know

So much Skunk Jahera and Super Silver Haze
I haven't smoked regular weed since fucking Happy Days
Mangolia, Indiga, Bubblegum and Blueberry
All these names cause theirs something about Mary

There's something about Mary
She's always on my mind all the time

She look me dead with green eyes and I mesmerize
She that fluffy that's gonna take me up to paradise
Because I vaporize and I take the flights
She the breezy come in easy and she makes it right

I'm a go, I'm a go, stuff her in optimo's
Go buy some cereal and act like it's comical
We do it abominable just like the snow-man
You mug as we blow man so I fucks with your dough man

And a nigga can't tell me shit about this Maryjane
Most of y'all favorite rappers in this game is hell a scary man
Take it how you wanna take it 'cause I'm gonna wake an bake it
She love it how I beat it up so tough that's why she's naked

There's something about Mary
She's always on my mind all the time

Me and my homies we play this game
We call it the bong show an interesting name
We hit it blind folded and try to guess
What the strand is of the hydro sense

Is it Orange Crush or maybe Black Widow
Blowing endo with Mario Galindo
I smoke what I push sticky purple cush
'Cause even god spoke through the burning bush

Victor Berrin, Ebola Endosure
I grow it at my ranch on the ponderosa
Bionic Chronic Hydroponic my dog ate my weed
And I made that bitch vomit

It's true, she my gal, I'll never leave her
I once made a bong out an old steam cleaner
I need her she makes my life complete
And I know she loves me too cause she makes me eat, uh

There's something about Mary
She's always on my mind all the time
There's something about Mary
She's always in my brain, she's my fame