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A Lady that I know just came from Colombia.
She smiled because I did not understand.
Then she held out some marijuana, huh huh.
She said it was the best in the all land.

And I said, "No no no no, I don't smoke it no more.I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze.And then it makes it hard to find the door."

A woman that I know just came from Majorca, Spain.She smiled because I did not understand.Then she held out a 10 pound bag of cocaine.She said it was the finest in the land.

And I said, "No no no no, I don't mmffh no more.I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze.And then it makes it hard to find the door."

A man I know just came from Nashville Tennessee, Oh.He smiled because I did not understand.Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho!He said it was the best in all the land.

And I said, "No no no no, I don't drink it no more.I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze.And then it makes it hard to find the door."

Well I said "No no no no I can take it no more. I'm tired of waking up at the floor. No thank you please it only makes me sneeze. And then it makes it hard to find the door."