Sweet Transvestive Songtext

von Richard O'Brien

How'd you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked,
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out, by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From transsexual Transylvania

Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

I'm glad we caught you at home.
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
Right.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car.
We don't want to be any worry.

Well you got caught with a flat, well how 'bout that?
Well babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From transsexual Transylvania

Why don't you stay for the night? (night)
Or maybe, a bite? (bite)
I could show you my favourite obsession
I've been makin' a man with blonde hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From transexual Transylvania
Hey Hey! I'm just a transvestite
From transexual Transylvania.

So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici... pation
But maybe the rain is really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom!