Internet Overdose Songtext

von Rhett & Link

Oh, I remember
A time when life was so much simpler
And not so quick
Way back in the year 2006

Never heard of RSS′s
My hands were full of two email addresses
And a MySpace page
Lying about my income and age

I also had a blog about remote control cars
Roboblog.blogspot.com
I updated it multiple times
A year

And just when I thought I had it all figured out
My little brother started a video blog
I refused to be left here in the digital dusk
I'm socially networking my way back on time

Follow me, poke me, Feed me
I′ll StumbleUpon you, Digg you freely
Take a dip in my photostream
The e in flickr was given to me
Like a key to an internet city
Of which I am king
Or mayor
Or moron

I'm laughing in your face
It's so last year
Even my boss has weekend pics on there

Weekend pics?
Yeah, like casual pics in his hot tub
Did he tag himself?

And now I can′t remember
I can′t resist
Telling the world I just found a cyst

Oh man, you think it's serious?
If it is, I′ll let you know in 140 characters or less

Lately I've been signing up in so many sites
I′ve had to hire a full-time password guy
You can watch him day or night on my live stream
It's the cutting edge opposite of interesting

Google me, Plurk me, Feed me
Deliciously, LinkedIn, pwn you neatly
Take a sip of my photostream
The e of flickr was given to me
Like a key to an internet city
Of which I am king
Or mayor
You′re so leet
You're a loser noob
Of which I am king
You're an über lame king
I′ll pwn you as king