Hello - the SETI Song Lyrics

Every morning I grab my doughnut and coffee and I
Sit down at my screen (Plasma screen!)
Nothing gets me going
Like the possibility of knowing
There might be an intellegent
Extraterrestrial message for me (Empty inbox!)
Every day is the same, we
Don't hear anything
But we like to play Sudoku
Lately we've been into

Live action roleplaying games

We know it's only
A matter of time before we finally find
Intelligent life
Saying hi (Hi!)

Hello (Hello, hello)
This is the moment we've been waiting for
Hello (Hello, hello)
I bid you greeting from my distant world

We may not have long
So while the signal's strong
Tell us
What is your planet like?
Well alright

Have you cured all disease?
No
Have you achieved world peace?
No
Is your skin pale green?
No
Do your spacecraft come in tractor beams?
No
Do you wear shiny clothes?
Rarely
What about long flowing robes?
Well, actually right now I'm in my boxers (Oh...)
Well how many intergalactic languages do you know?
Well, I did take French in high school...
French? Hold on (Okay) Can you specify your exact location?

In Canada (Canada? Canada?)
Broadcasting from my little short wave radio
In Canada (Canada? Canada?)
Broadcasting from my little short wava radio

(Whoops a daisy, Seti Seti)
How do you guys know how to speak English anyway?