What I am
Ain't what you see
You ain't got a clue
What else I can be
Pseudo-fuss
Can hide my traits
Conceal the size of my brain
You'll never get
What I can give
You'll never reveal
The kinda life that I live
Always stand
Before you
'cause I'm so much better than you
Welcome to the IQ Show
Brain insane somehow
Welcome to the IQ Show
You're all stars right now
Rumors spread
But they don't fake the show
They don't turn around
My image so illusory
You can't keep up with my identity
I play with your naivety
Welcome to the IQ Show...
Some try to break me
Just go on and wreck me
IQ is my defense
Funny how they look when they're stunned and tongue-tied
My arguments will always push them around
Pretend to be a maniac
In fact I am so intellectual
I am king
And you are clowns
And I'm the phoney ruling thes how
Wlcome to the IQ Show...
Thank you for being my candidates
Thank you for participating free
Better if you'd not switch off this show
Well I gotta thank you