Some boy from Astronomy class
Wants you to get a make-over.
He'll candidly invite you
Onto Jenny Jones.
You won't recognize him
When they bring you out.
They'll give you new shoes,
Modern style glasses,
And a year 2000 haircut.
They'll split screen you
Next to the photo of you
With the stretch-pants and mullet.
You'll be kind of mad
At the kid from Astronomy class...
But not too mad,
Cause after all
He did get you a free make-over.
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