Master & Dog Lyrics

The elephant wields the rod while the donkey throws you a bone
I'd rather have a bone than a beating, i suppose
Either way, still the dog
It's still just master and dog
Master takes doggie to the ring
Other masters, same thing
And the dog fights play for the masters every day
For the masters and the dogs, it's still just master and dog
Master is the country squire and the housedogs lay by the fire
But it gets pretty hard for the dogs in the yard

For the dogs in the yard, it's still just master and dog