Professor Nutbutter Songtext

von Primus

C'mon kiddies gather round! Who's your foremost friend in town?
From Main to Maple the name resounds: Professor Nutbutter!
He's the one, the humble one, the Barkley County prodigal son.
Here to serve only you; Professor Nutbutter.
At old Nutbutter's house of treats. From jellied jams to sacks of sweets.
There's creamy and nutatious spreads for all.
Chemist, master of entomology, teh professor for a modest fee
Will cure what ails you, guaranteed; Professor Nutbutter.
It's alright, don't fear the worm.
C'mon kiddies don't be shy. Be youthful til the day you die.
The man the myth, the magic of Professor Nutbutter.
He's the one, the only one, the Meeklyville progidal son.
Here to help us with ourselves; Professor Nutbutter.
It's alright to fear to worm.