Wynona's Big Brown Beaver Songtext

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Wynona got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows him off to all her friends.
One day you know that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."
Now Rex ,was a Texan out of New Orleans,
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars,
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver,
So he tought he'd take himself a peek.
But the Beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week
(And a half)
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said, "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch,
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occured to her she might have a porcupine