Internet Going Nutz Songtext

von Paul Wall

[sounds of a keyboard clicking]

Okay, on this computer, gon' see what it do

"Paul, you've got maaaaail"

Let's see what new e-mails I've got

[sample in background] "I-I-I've got the internet goin nuts"

Hit me on this e-mail, I'ma hit 'em back, see what it do

What they talkin 'bout

Well I got me a couple pictures on this e-mail too

We gon' see what they talkin 'bout mayne, okay

[Paul Wall]

I'm comin straight up outta that chatroom, and live from the
Message board

I'm at the crib all by myself, chattin online when I'm bored

Oh my Lord, BlackPlanet got all the {hoes} and all the freaks

I'll get your page and send a note, then hit me back when it's
Time to creep

I'm tryin to reach this girl Monique, her screen name is
ChynaDoll

She's light brown with big thighs, and standin five foot seven
Tall

If she don't call me it's okay, I'll hit up SexyEyez02

Sophomore at TSU, and she run track, that's what it do

I'll send a note to my girl Crystal, she ShootiNStarr99

She uploaded some sexy pictures and oh my God that girl is
Fine

Wine and dine, but not this time, I pimp the keyboard, I'm
Online

Talkin fly in the chatroom, my conversation is goin down

Where you from? Where you at? Lil' momma sho' talkin nice

I tell her meet me at U of H right by the towers later on
Tonight

I'm sendin all my girls a kite, I'm tryin to find some internet
Hype

Just hit me up on my Sidekick, I'm signin off and I'm switchin
The site

[Chorus]

"I've got the internet goin nuts" "I-I-I've got the internet
Goin nuts" [3X]

"P-P-Paul Wall baby, what'chu know 'bout me"

"I'm on that five nine South Lee baby, holla at me"

[Paul Wall]

Okay I signed on to this DallasPeeps, on the hunt for a couple
Freaks

I'm logged on and I'm ready to chat, where you at let's meet and
Great

These sexy {hoes} at U and T, I'm sendin e-notes talkin fly

If you lookin for late night love, holla at me girl I'm your
Guy

I met a girl on CollegeClub, her screen name was Jazzy Brown

She told me when I come to her town, to hit her up and it's goin
Down

She e-mailed me this old picture before she had her baby boy

I was ready to pay her a visit, she used to look like Ke-Toi

But, one too many Almond Joys, I went and seen this girl in
Person

But when that big {bitch} opened the door I damn near started
Cryin and cursin

(Damn) Just too many neck bites and, not enough roadrunner

But big girls need love too, so I beat it up like Royal
Rumble

Sheeeit, lil' momma looked like a whale she broke the scale

I told her baby I gotta bail, I won't tell if you won't tell

What the hell, the first minute I got in range of the nearest
Dell

I changed my screenname and my number, this internet pimpin
Still prevails

[Chorus]

[Paul Wall]

So I log on to the Facebook, I'm tryin to find me a good look

I'm lookin for a lil' one night love, I throw the bait and they
Bite the hook

I holla at that boy Goo, my potnah puttin me up on game

He let me know which girls are freaks and e-mailed me they
Screennames

I hit 'em up like it ain't no thang, how you do and it's nice to
Meet'cha

Late night a few e-mails later I'm knockin senorita out her
Sneakers

Check me out on my own website, DJPaulWall.com

Hit me up on that home board and we can chat baby all night
Long

What's the scoop you goin to school? Maybe pimpin that 9 to
5?

Download my computer love, and get a taste of my hard drive

I'm on the search for cybersluts, lookin at pics on in the
Mix

Tryin to find a computer check with a webcam that'll make a
Flick

Hit me up on that AOL, Instant Messenger what it do

My DSL is fast as lightning on the hunt for this mooshu

You got some potnahs that's just like you? Call your crew and
I'll call mine too

Just take a look at my hit count, this internet pimpin thang
Ain't new

[Chorus]