Weasel Riding on a Snake Lyrics

Weasel riding on a bird
Escaping to freedom
Weasel riding on a bird
Sailing through the sky
Much better than a frog riding on snake
That's super boring
But a weasel riding on a bird
That's pretty cool

You know I'm gonna have to disagree here,
I think that the frog on the snake is actually a little cooler

What?!? The weasel's actually flying... in the air! The frog is just floating there. That's stupid!

I don't know, that bird looks pretty freaked out to me

What?!?! No! Look at his beak. He's smiling!

Uhhhh… I'm going with the frog
Weasel! Frog! Weasel! Frog!
Weasel! Frog! Weasel! Frog!
Weasel! Frog! Weasel! Frog!
Weasel! Frog! Weasel! Frog! Arrrgghhhh!

Weasel riding on a bird
Escaping to freedom (Yeah!)
Weasel riding on a bird
Sailing through the sky
Much better than a frog riding on snake (So true!)
That's super boring (In your face)
Weasel riding on a bird
That's pretty cool

And the singing guy agrees… Weasel!