My Burrito Exploded Lyrics

Mmm! am nom nom nom nom!
(bleurgh)
OH NO!
Was it to many beans
Or to much of that cheese
Or to much guacamole
Or to much sourcream
My burrito exploded!
WOH NO!
It exploded

Got it all over my shirt
(it was a present from his mom)
And all over my pants
(he just washed them)
Some got on the remote control
(he was watching Jeopardy)
And even on the lamp
(how'd it get on the lamp)
My burrito exploded!
WOH NO!
It exploded
My burrito exploded!
WOH NO!
It exploded
Well i thought i was great
Because i made it so huge
It was the kind of burrito
That you see on the news
But then my dreams
Vanished in thin air
And became my worst burrito nightmare
You better hear my warning
(listen real good)
Listen to my tale
(write it on some paper)
You use to much ingredients
(too much cheese)
Your tortilla will fail
(and that's bad)
And you burrito will explode
YEAH!
WOH NO!
It exploded
My burrito exploded!
WOH NO!
It exploded
AUOWWW!