Lazy Harp Seal Has No Job Lyrics

Lazy harp seal has no job
Lazy harp seal has no money
See his earnings, they are meager
He's lacking business acumen
Look at me! I've got a fancy camera
The lens is big and it cost a lot
Look at me, in my nice yellow jacket
The color is a special order. It was hard to find
Lazy harp seal has no camera
Not even a simple point and shoot

Foolishly he sits there smiling
Even though he has no jacket
See him there goofing around
He does not behave proactively
Many girls, they seem to like him
I find the situation frustrating
Lazy harp seal has no job
Lazy harp seal has no money
Lazy harp seal has no camera
Lazy harp seal has no jacket