Java Blues Lyrics

If god had long hair and a goatee
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
If he looked spaced out would you buy his story?
Would you believe he had an eye infection?

And yeah, yeah, god looks baked
Yeah, yeah, god smells good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What if god smoked cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us?
Drove a tie-dyed micro bus and he subscribes to rolling stone?

When god made this place in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds
Or did he put them there for adam eve
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering

And yeah, yeah, god rolls great
Yeah, yeah, god smells good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What if god smoked cannabis?
Do you s'pose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus?
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?
And do you think he rolls his own?
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home?
Maybe he sits and smokes a bong

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