Women Lose Weight Songtext

von Morcheeba

What a surprise
Open your eyes
Woman advisor

The name of this entertainement is
Women lose weight
Our first years of mariage everything was just great
But after two kids
And a weight gain factor
The fact is
(now she completely unattractive)
Now look fat chicks
I don't mean to sound rude
I tell her nice hit the gym
And don't need so much food
But no

You're shallow
You need to run the course up
Unconditionnal love is so far

But how if desire is not dead
That's just a lemon
Divorce is child support all money payments
My unhappiness I doubt discourage
So hurry boy easy your way out of this mariage
Meanwhile my secretary june well groomed
(when you gonna leave your wife ?)
I tell her soon mamy soon I assume
Oh my destiny is blue
Interest only
The only thing left for me to do is to kill her

What a surprise
Open your eyes
Woman advisor

I'm gonna have to kill her

Course there's lot which imposes divorces

(send that out right to the ???) Kill her

What a surprise
Open your eyes
Woman advisor

I'm gonna have to kill her

Course there's lot which imposes divorces

(send that out right to the ???)

My place against ???
???
Knowing nothing about poisoning
And I can't swim
Bad intentions
??? (might as well become ???)
Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery going on
What the catch is do I have the nerve to dispatch this
Who could I get to help me murder this bad chick
Guess I have to play a dude robbing on wednesday
The day she usually goes food shopping
Anyway long story
Sure hit the side of her chrystler
??? Clean over ???
"you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumbling down the hill
Ithought "she has to be dead"
Later on get a call
(from a) ???
(???) ??? Like ??? "we need you at the morgue"
So I selfishly pursue
"bouhou there's was nothing left for me to do I had to kill her"

What a surprise
Open your eyes
Woman advisor

Come on don't you know I had to kill her

Course there's lot which imposes divorces

(send that out right to the ???)

???

What a surprise
Open your eyes
Woman advisor

I had to kill her

Course there's lot which imposes divorces

(send that out right to the ???)

So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hid and run
No sir we don't have no clues right now
This is terrible what am I gonna tell the kids
Pull yourself together sir
I'm so broken up inside I just can believe this
I understand, I understand
Catch the person who did this
We're gonna try sir
Please

Screaming "who ??? Took my heart" like a shoken up lad
At the funeral though everyone was looking at me odd like I did it
Like I was the reason my mate slame murmuring "i heard he was displeased with
Her weight gain"
While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde came coke (?)
All she does is order from restaurants
(all of the sexy ones)
I doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper hand, house look a mess and
Talking to detective that was waiting outside, how I took a long lunch break
Then the wife died
(i don't need tunmoil)
And because of betrayal they indited, gave me an impossible bail
Good fortune to anyone in my ??? Road 10
Moral of the story
(desire is important)
So watch your weight
And don't keep your mate smitten and ???Given
Though looking back I realised I didn't have to kill her

What a surprise
Open your eyes
Woman advisor

I didn't have to kill her

Course there's lot which imposes divorces

(send that out right to the ???)

What a surprise
Open your eyes
Woman advisor

I didn't have to kill her

Course there's lot which imposes divorces

(send that out right to the ???)

Well there you are
Keep thin trim
Keep your mariage as healthy
Do you know what I mean
Small message from morcheeba and slick rick the rule
Peace