Steak for Chicken Lyrics

Steak for chicken...

A: mardi gras came and went, all my money has been spent
K: mardi gras came and went, all my money has been spent
A: how am I gonna pay the rent sitting on your face
K: how am I gonna pay the rent sitting on my ass
Who mistook the steak for chicken, who'm I gonna stick my dick in
We're not those kids sitting on the couch
A: in my former life I was a high roller
K: in my former life I had a sister

A: walked my kids in a diamond stroller
K: I abused her and I dissed her
A: found my calling as a part time bowler
K: she got swept up in a twister
A: traded my wife in for a new 3 holer
K: first I laffed and then I missed her
Who mistook these baths for showers, who fucked up that leaning tower
We're not those kids sitting on the couch
A: oh get on a greyhound and ride away
K: oh get on a greyhound and ride away
A: live on birthday cake each day
K: different dreams than yesterday
A: tell your grandparents that they're gay
K: tell your grandma you're okay
A: steal their money and run away
K: kiss her cheek and run away
A: me and my friends are so smart
K: me and my friends are so smart
A: we invented this new kind of art
K: we invented this new kind of darts
A: postmodernist throwing darts
K: hit a bullseye cut a fart
A: smoking crack and cutting crack
K: smoking crack and cutting crack
A: who mistook this crap for genius
K: who is dancing on the ceiling

A: who is gonna stroke my penis
K: who is gonna hurt my feelings
We're not those kids sitting on the couch
A: oh, people are shiny like a brand new book
K: even your mother is a crook
A: but if you get a closer look
K: but if I get a closer look
A: there's shit on every hand you shook
K: there's shit on every road you took
A: if you don't believe me look at your hand
K: if you don't believe me read the book
A: who made all these things for killing
K: somebody's making a killing
A: whose pussyhole needs filling
K: whose empty heart needs filling
We're not those kids sitting on the couch
Who mistook the steak for chicken
Who'm I gonna stick my dick in
We're not those kids sitting on the couch