Who's Got the Crack Lyrics

Who's got the crack...

There's no such thing as a harmless joke
There's no such thing as a gentle toke
There's no such thing as panama jack
Who's got the crack

I am a goat
In a moat
With a boat
Who's got the crack

I like it when my hair is poofy
I like it when you slip me a roofie
I like it when you've got the crack
Who's got the crack

I wanna be a hippie but I forgot how to love
It's hard to be a garbage man when a sailor stole my glove
I wanna be wreckless but i'm feeling so uptight
Put your mama in a headlock, baby, and do it right
Who's got the crack