If You See A Crocodile Lyrics

VERSE 1
If you see a crocodile in your bath tub,
You shouldn't be afraid
Cause it is so strange.
Just give it a cup of coffee and a good cigar.

VERSE 2
If there is a gorilla in your bike shed,
Just take it easy,
It doesn't get cross,
If it gets a couple of bananas and a biking trip.

VERSE 3
If there is a lion on your writing desk,
You shan't run out and tell your mother.
If you pat its back
It won't do a thing.