California Lyrics

Okay, this guy walks into a bar
No, I'm just fucking with you, I'm just kidding
No, there's there's this young bull and he's standing on top of a
Hill

And I tried to tell you before
And that's why I left California

So they're standing on top of this hill and they're looking out
Over a pasture full of cows
Big fucking pasture
And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes
I got this really good idea
And they old bulls' like yeah?

And I tried to tell you before
And that's why I left California

Yeah, and he's like yeah I got this really good idea
Let's run down that hill and fuck one of them cows
And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at
Him
He's like, look I got a better idea
And the young bull is like, oh yeah?
What's your fucking brilliant idea
And the old bull goes

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

And the old bull goes, let's walk down that hill
And fuck all of those cows, dig?
You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, I dunno

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California