She's the Sorta Sheila Lyrics

[Verse 1]
A
Well there ain?t many sheilas where I come from
E
But she?s the sorta sheila for me.
?N? they recon I got the ugliest one
A
But she?s the sorta sheila for me.
?N? if ya had a dog that looked like that
D

You?d shave its arse ?n? teach it to walk backwards
E
But you couldn?t teach an animal to fuck like that
A
So she?s the sorta sheila for me.
[Chorus: play this after each verse]
E A
Yeah, she?s the sorta sheila for me
E
She?s the sorta sheila for me
She ain?t no fuckin? oil paintin? but
A
She?s the sorta sheila for me.
Extra verses:
[Verse 2]
Well there?s no politically correct word for fuckin?
Fat
But she?s the sorta sheila for me.
Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map
But she?s the sorta sheila for me.
But providing I can get drunk enough
She?s Elli McPherson when I?m upin ?er
And even Wayne Kerry wouldn?t bother tryin? to fuck ?er
But she?s the sorta sheila for me.
[Verse 3]
She?s got B.O. and she?s got bad breath
But she?s the sorta sheila for me.
She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress
But she?s the sorta sheila for me.
She picks her nose and she?s always fartin?
Got saggy tits and a saggy arse
But I tell ya what mate I?m fuckin? laughin?
But she?s the sorta sheila for me.
[Verse 4]
Yeah, she ain?t to pretty and she ain?t to bright
But she?s the sorta sheila for me.
She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe
But she?s the sorta sheila for me.
She?s got the uglies and she?s got the stupids
Mate two short planks look like a computer
And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root ?er
So she?s the sorta sheila for me.
Play chorus twice
End verse: (use short palm muted strums)
A A
Yeah you know the best bit is she?s deaf ?n? dumb
D D
And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub
E E
So I?m not as fuckin stupid as you thought I was
E A (normal strum pattern)
She?s the sorta sheila for me.
E A
She?s the sorta sheila for me.
E A
She?s the sorta sheila for me.
E A E A
She?s the sorta sheila for me.