Darlin', I'm so Horny Lyrics

The kids are at yer mother's place,
The house is finally ours.
There's bugger-all on telly,
And we're just sittin' aroun'.
And you look alright in the light tonight,
And I'm down to socks and skids.
You're a work up start for a fuck tonight.
So go and put your teeth in.

'Cause darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
I'd fuck a chicken on a chain tonight.
Just to see the feathers fly.
I'll drown in backed-up bodily fluids,
If I don't get a fuck tonight.
'Cause darlin' I'm so horny I could die.

So, you slip outta yer canvass nighty,
I'll kick off me skids.
You just can't beat an old fashioned fuck,
To help ya git a good night's sleep.
So, grab the jar of Vaseline,
And drag yer ass across the room.
Prepare to make thy baby maker.
Prepare to make thy doom.

'Cause darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
I'd fuck a chicken on a chain tonight.
Just to see the feathers fly.
I'll drown in backed-up bodily fluids,
If I don't get a fuck tonight.
'Cause darlin' I'm so horny I could die.

So, clear the table, Mabel,
Let me grab a-hold o' them tits.
One, two, three, four, foreplay's over,
Now let's get down to bus'ness.
I got a 'ard-on here that a cat couldn't scratch,
So, you better get a bucket o' ice.
Been a bit of back-pressure buildin' up,
So, darlin' hang on tight.

Darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
I'd fuck a chicken on a chain tonight.
Just to see the feathers fly.
I'll drown in backed-up bodily fluids,
If I don't get a fuck tonight.
'Cause darlin' I'm so horny I could die.

Oh, darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
I'd fuck a chicken on a chain tonight.
Just to see the feathers fly.
I'll drown in backed-up bodily fluids,
If I don't get a fuck tonight.
'Cause darlin' I'm so horny I could die.

Ah, darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
Ah, darlin' I'm so horny I could die.