Grow a Pear Lyrics

Last night I had enough of you
I put on the brakes
And I can tell you took it hard
It was all over your face
That you were slippin' and flippin'
But here is the sitch
I signed up for a man
But you are just a bitch

You should know
That I love you a lot
But I just can't date
A dude with a vag

When we fell in love
You made my heart drop
And you had me thinking
'Bout you non-stop
But you cry about this
And whine about that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back

Yeah, I think you're hot
I think you're alright
But you're acting like a chick
All the time
You were cool and now
You're not just like that
When you grow a pear

You can call me back
When I first met you, panties droppin'
Every time I saw you it was on and
One day you asked if we could just talk
That's the reason why I'm walking
If I am honest, I'm just not hooked on your phonics
I'm not trying to be rude or crude
I just wanted one thing from you
And you got confused
You should know

That I love you a lot
But I just can't date
A dude with a vag
When we fell in love

You made my heart drop
And you had me thinking
'Bout you non-stop
But you cry about this
And whine about that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot

I think you're alright
But you're acting like a chick
All the time
You were cool and now
You're not just like that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back

When you grow a pear
You can call me back
When you grow a pear
You can call me back
Grow a pear
You can call me back
When you grow a pear
You can call me back

Grow a pear, you can call me back
And no, I don't want to see your mangina
When you grow a pear
You can call me back
When we fell in love
You made my heart drop

And you had me thinking
'Bout you non-stop
But you cry about this
And whine about that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot
I think you're alright
But you're acting like a chick
All the time
You were cool and now
You're not just like that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back