Naughty Cristmas Ryme Songtext

von Jordan

Twas The Night Before All Over The House
Everyone felt shitty even the mouse
With mom at her corner and dad smoking grass
I settled down for a nice piece of ass
When out the window I heard a thunderous clatter
I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter
When out the window I saw a thunderous dick
I knew in a moment it must be jolly saint nick
He came out the chimney like a bat outta hell
I knew in a moment the fucker had fell
He filled our stockings with prezels and beer
And a huge dildo for my brother the queer
He sprang out the chimney with a huge ass fart
THE SON OF A BITCH BLEW THE CHIMNEY APART!!!
He swore and he cussed as he rode out of sight
Piss on you all and have a hell of a night
SCREW YOU!!!!