Ass Man Songtext

von Jim Johnston

I'm an assman,
Yeah, I'm an assman.

I love to love'em,
I love to kick'em,
I love to shove'em,
I love to stick'em,
Love to floor'em,
I love to watch'em,
I love to pick'em,
An'am gonna kick'em,

'cause I'm an assman... yeah eh eh,
Am an assman... Yes I'm an assman, eh, eh, eh,
I'm an assman...

So many asses,
So little time,
A little tight one can stop me on the down,
I'm a lover of every kind,
The best surprises always sneek up from behind,

'cause I'm an assman... yeah eh eh,
Am an assman... Yes I'm an assman, eh, eh, eh,

I'm an assman...

Rows of glory, rows of steel,
Your eye's will kill me, the truth of how I feel,
You walk behind me, I feel the heat,
That's why the scumball walks behind me down the street

I'm an assman... yeah eh eh,
Am an assman... Yes I'm an assman, eh, eh, eh,

I love to love'em,
I love to kick'em,
I love to shove'em,
I love to stick'em,
Love to floor'em,
I love to watch'em,
I love to pick'em,
An'am gonna kick'em,

I'm an assman... yeah eh eh,
Am an assman... Yes I'm an assman, eh, eh, eh,
'cause I'm an assman... yeah eh eh,
Am an assman... Yes I'm an assman, eh, eh, eh,
I'm an assman... oh oh oh,
Am an assman... Yes I'm an assman,
'cause I'm an assman...
'cause I'm an assman... (fade)...