Fuckingsong Lyrics

I will never get to touch you
So I wrote this song instead
Thinking about you lying in my bed
(it's going to get inside your head).
And it's the best that I could do;
This is the closest I could get
So let it penetrate your consciousness
(oh yes).
Turn it up
Turn me on

I'm feeling good, but don't get me wrong:
I know it's just a song.

And every time you play it I will perform the best I can.
Press 'repeat' and there I am and there I am.
Always glad to be your man.
And this way there won't be any mess,
As I assure you that there would be in the flesh.
This is my very, very best.
Turn it up
Turn me on
I'm feeling good, but don't get me wrong:
I know it's just a song.

Always eager, always ready,
Always in tune and always primed.
And I'm always here for you - I'm always on time.
Unlike in real life.
Turn it up
Turn me on
I'm feeling good, but don't get me wrong.
No, don't get me wrong,
Cos I know:
It's just a Fucking Song.