I love my guitar Lyrics

I don't like hi-tech
No radio active loop around my neck
My turntable is twenty years old
It's got a needle what scratches
A record what matches
It goes up and down
It only just goes round
It goes quitch, quitch, quitch quitch.

My stereo walkthing
I bought on holiday in Lanzarote
It was tax free, half price
The packaging was really nice
It's mono and it's really grotty
It's got no tone control
It makes my tape of Ian Dury
Sound just like Nana Mouskouri.
My stereo head phones
Are pink and black
Real smart, I really look the part
They were a complete waste of money
They make me feel sick
It's not very funny
All I remember is, they were dear
And the sound comes out of one ear.

My watch cost a pound
I found it by the sweets in a garage
It's got no strap, it sticks with tacky
And it sticks to a dash board
Ain't that funny
I've got no car, I wanted to nick it
I've already lost it
I should have said 'stick it!?.

I've still got my motor bike
I drove it down a hole
But it wasn't my fault
I'm not to blame
It was an unlit gasworks
Always the same
I've done my bit, put in a claim
And it's sitting in the garden
In the pouring rain.

That is why I love my guitar
I adore it
I was given this when I was ten
It never runs out
It goes again and again
It's made of wood and steel
It's sounds really real
It goes?