Diary Lyrics

Diary

I used to play with my balls
But now I play with my dick
I'm using both of my hands
I play until I get sick
Then I go straight to my room
And watch my neighbours' two dogs
They fuck each others brains out
All my friends think I love cooks


Another thing that I like
Is scaring kids on the street
While cruising nude on my bike
And penetrating some sheep
When I get punched in the face
I feel extremely horny
And it results every day
In an erection for me