The world is facin' problems,
Gettin' bigger every day,
We got a greenhouse over Texas,
And recession's on the way,
There's hunger in the third world,
There's anger in the first,
Half the world is floodin',
And the other's dyin' of thirst,
But tho' people they may tell you,
That this planet's dyin' fast,
I ain't seen a problem yet,
Can't be solved by kickin' ass,
Kickin' ass!
Kickin' ass!
Kickin' ass is what we do,
Kickin' ass!
Kickin' ass!
Iron foot in the velvet shoe,
We don't care whose ass we kick,
If we're ever all alone,
We just stand in front of the mirror,
And try to kick our own,
We kicked ass in Grenada
We kicked ass in Iraq
We've kicked the ass out of the ozone layer
Now they say we gotta kick it back,
We'll kick the ass of cancer
We'll kick the ass of AIDS
And as for global warming
We'll just kick ass wearing shades.
Kickin' ass!
Kickin' ass is what we do
Kickin' ass
Kickin' ass!
Iron foot in the velvet shoe
We don't care whose ass we kick
If we're ever all alone
We just stand in front of the mirror
And try to kick our own
Yes you can move your ass
Haul your ass
And bustin' ass is fine
And there ain't a better place to put your ass
Than on the line
But if you're like us
And you won't take second best
You'll just put your kickin' boots on
And kick like all the rest.