Hey, I'm calling you back.
Oooh, she's been a bitch tonight.
And by bitch I mean this rain; no cab, nowhere.
So I had to put on the wig, and the heels
And the lashes, and the ears, and take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for:
Mothers Touching My Ass
So then I get to the club
Looking like a drowned, harassed rat
And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door
But our friend, Johnny Five-O
Yes, honey, the NYPD shut down the party
So no fee for me, and I don't even know what's the tea!
So I hope you're up, girl
Because we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels
'Cause I know exactly what we need
Let's have a kiki! I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the doors, tight
Let's have a kiki, mother!
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki! I wanna have a kiki!
Dive, turn, work
Let's have a kiki!
We're gonna serve, and work and turn
And h-h-honey
A kiki is a party, for calming all your nerves
We're spilling tea, and dishing just desserts one may deserve
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui
Let's have a kiki! I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the doors, tight
Let's have a kiki, mother!
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki! I wanna have a kiki!
Dive, turn, work
Let's have a kiki!
We're gonna serve, and work and turn
And h-h-honey
It's turkey lurkey time
Tom Turkey ran away, but he just came home
It's turkey lurkey time
He's really home to stay, never one to roam
Let's make a wish, and may all your wishes come true
Turkey-lurkey, loosey-goosey
Some for uncle Joe, some for cousin Lucy
Everybody gather round the table
Dig in, dinner is being served
Eat all the turkey you are able
Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree?
Climb up and bring it down for me
That's something I would like to see
This kiki is marvelous!
Kiki, Soso, Oui Oui, Non Non
(x4)
Let's have a kiki! I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the doors, tight
Let's have a kiki, mother!
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki! I wanna have a kiki!
Dive, turn, work
Let's have a kiki!
We're gonna serve, and work and turn
And h-h-honey
Let's have a kiki! I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the doors, tight
Let's have a kiki! Hunty, drop her
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki! I wanna have a kiki!
Boots, turn, queen
Let's have a kiki!
We're gonna serve, and work and turn
And h-h-honey
Let's have a kiki!
Writer(s): Scott David Hoffman, Jason Sellards, Ana Chamberlain Lynch
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