You Can't Handle This Lyrics

Making young girls pine
I don't have the time
Babies get in line
I've got a protractor
Got a stapler now
It goes ?Ka-ching?
Gotta have the math club crown me king
Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
On my calculator
If you're up

And if you want
A piece of me
Wave goodbye and blow a kiss
?Cause you can't handle this

Chorus:
No, No, No
You can't handle this.

Through my glasses glare
You'll see savoir faire
Beneath my icy stare
I've got a retainer
Maybe I'm the physics main event
Maybe I'm the chem club president
Maybe even Texas Instruments
Thinks that I'm coplanar
If you're up
And if you want
A piece of me
Wave goodbye and blow a kiss
?Cause you can't handle this

And Leonard Nemoy
Can't stand up to this
And Captain James T. Kirk
Bows beneath my fists
And I am awesome
Awesome
I am the awesomest