Hairy Breast
(1)
Wakin' up at 5 o'clock early on a sunday mornin'
I realize that something's different something changed
Rushing to the mirror I can't believe that it is true
My baldy breast mutated to a jungle of dark hair
(Refrain)
I had hair - on my hat and I had hair - on my legs
I had hair - on my sas but now I got the best:
HAIR AROUND MY BREAST
(2)
So I call my friends and tell that I'm gonna give a party
I have to show the world that breasthair makes me strong
Sittin' in a circle they are staring at my tiny white breast
And I'm assured that now the teenie-time is gone
(Refrain)
(3)
I don't need no wig no more but now I need a barber
I'm no child no more now it's for sure
(Refrain)