Finally a twen
(1)
Come on listen what I say - I completly changed my way
I am olden than before - I'm no rude boy anymore
(you) called me childish for so long - so I simply wrote this song
Just to show you that I'm different - just to show you that I've changed
20 years you smiled at me - now it's time to make you see
Blablabla... - I am growing up
(Bridge)
Look at my parents - they are sooo glad
That their son is getting normal - that he's no longer maaad
(Refrain)
Finally it's done - the teenietime is gone
It feels like I am born again
(born again - born again).
No more hanging 'round at parties - drinkin' beer & throwing with smarties
Cause now I am a TWEN, a TWEN, a TWEN!
(2)
I swear I'll never fart again - I won't laugh 'bout others' pain
I won't piss out of a window - of a house I've never been to *
No more songs 'bout masturbation - or about ejaculation
Every day I'll take a shower - and I'll sleep at least one hour
I think I am gonna read ten books now - lalalalala somehow
You won't find me in a rockshow - but in a library
(Bridge)
(2 X Refrain)
* Anmerkung v. Gay Dentist:"Das hat er wirklich schon gemacht...und getroffen!!!"