Adolf Hitler versus Darth Vader
I am adolf hitler,
Commander of the third reich
Little known fact: also dope on the mic
You are vader, with your little boots and cape
And a helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face
You have the force to move objects,
I am a force truly evil
Even went back in time
And turned you whack in the prequel
Cause look at you, you're not even a real person
I preferred you in spaceballs, the rick moranis version
You can't rhyme agains the dark side of the force
Why even bother?
So may dudes been with your mom
Who even knows if I'm your father?
You're a pissed off little prick,
With a napoleon dick,
You call that a mustache?
I call that dirty sanchez on your lip
You bitch, let me remind you who you're messing with
Everything that you did, i'm the motherfucker who invented it
I'm the original dark lord you're like the sorcerer's apprentice
My stormtroopers make yours look like someone
Took a piece of shit and cloned it.
You stink vader, your style smells something sour
You need to wash up, dawg here, step in my shower.
I'll turn all your friends against you
Just my speeches breed haters
What's your lightsaber vs a clan of all your white neighbors
Suck my robot balls, now take a step back
And let me freeze yours off.
A little carbonite bath, for your goose stepping ass.
We'll call my homeboy in israel, see who got the last laugh
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Epic Rap Battles of History
Writer(s): Lloyd Leonard Ahlquist, Peter Shukoff
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