Vader...
This is your last chance
Battle me, or die!
Epic rap battles of history!
Darth Vader
Versus
Aaaadolf Hitler!
Begin!
Screw you, you big black cunt
I'll kick your balls and your face
A war on two fronts!
The fuhrer will crush the dark side
Like a rap apartheit
I put the "germ" into "Germany"
I'm sick on this mic!
I beat you twice you sellout
Now you bow down to Mickey Mouse
You call yourself a dark lord?
You couldn't even conquer space mountain!
You're just a sad asthmatic robot freak who needs some lovin'
But I baked you something, here
Pop into my oven.
Let me paint you a picture son
Portrait of a bitch after world war 1
You were stirring up the fears of the German people
Telling the world that the Jews are evil
You wrote a little book
Got 'em fired up
Had a beer hall putsch
Got 'em fired up
When your bunker started getting fired up
You put a gun in your mouth and fired up
You dumb mother fucker didn't Napoleon let you know?
When you conquer Russia better pack some fucking winter clothes
While you're fighting off Valkyrie
Got a million clones they die for me
My bounty hunters ride for me
Yo homeboy finish this rhyme for me
They call me Boba Fett
You wanna mess with me?
I put my balls in your mouth like Boba Tea
I got a jetpack yo
You know I steal the show?
'Cuz when I rock a microphone I-
Oh sieg hell no!
You're not going to cheat me mr sunglasses all the time!
I'll take you!
And your new boyfriend goofy!
And all your spermy soldier guys!
And throw YOU in a butthole in the sand!
I am Adolf... Hitler
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEPIC RAP
BATTLES
OF HISTORY!
Writer(s): Lloyd Leonard Ahlquist, Peter Shukoff, Dante Michael Cimadamore
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