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von Epic Rap Battles of History

Epic Rap Battles of History
Donatello
Michelangelo
Leonardo
Raphael
Versus
Leonardo
Michelangelo
Donatello
Raphael
Begin

Cowabunga dude
So let's get it on
Reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance
We got the classical technique
To kick these three toed freaks
Back under the street
I take a turtle
And I turn him into mincemeat
You don't really wanna step to da Vinci
I love the ladies
I like to keep it mellow
So let me pass the mic
To my man Donatello

Hard shell but you're gross in the middle
Wouldn't wanna touch you
With a six foot chisel
Born in goop
Raised in poop
I slice through a group
Of ninjas like fruit oops

Raphael and I came to flow
Deemed dope by the Pope
And I boned til I croaked
I'm an emcee Shredder
But I get the feeling
I should pass it up
To my man on the ceiling

Michelangelo and I'm giant
I made David but I'll slay you like Goliath
I'm a rap God and you can't quite touch me
This battle's your Last Judgment trust me

We drop science
We got the mathematics

The architects of rebirth are rap addicts
You beat the Foot
But it won't go well
When you catch an Italian
Boot to the half shell

The wisdom of our master
Taught us not to rush to violence
But our master
Master Splinter
Ain't here dude

I don't think you wanna
Mess with my katana blades
Get back in your flopyy helicopter fly away

I can bebop and steady rock a mic sucka
I'm a pristine Sistine nun chucka

Oh hi I'm a cool but rude guy
Put you back in school
With the tip of my two sai

Dona-tell me who you are again dude
Cause I don't Gattamelata
Clue what you do

That's because you mutants
Are too immature

You wouldn't know genius
If it pissed in your sewer

We got the talents

And the minds
And the rhymes so sweet

We're like your NES game

Cause we can't be beat

Yo go ahead and hate
We'll just skate on by

You guys draw more dicks
Than New York pride

We're the TMNT
Drop kicking Italy
Chowing on your tower made of pizza

Save a slice for me