My 1st Single Songtext

von Eminem

Ohh!
Yeah!
So much for first single on this one
[Verse 1]
Shady's the lable
Aftermath is the stable
That the horses come out of errp
Of course we're about to stir up
Some shit thick as Mrs. Butterworths syrup
It's the mr. picked on Christopher Reeves
Just for no reason other than to just to tease him
Cause he was his biggest fan. He used to be Superman
Now I'm pourin liquor on the curb in his name for him
Eminem you wait till' we meet up again
Fucker I'm kicking your ass for everything you've ever said
It goes one for the money two for the fuckin show
Ready get set, let's go
Here comes the Buckin' Bronco stompin and stampedin up the damn street
Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm about' to blow
So look out below, geronimo, motherfuckers it's dominos
I'm on a roll, around and around I go
When will I stop? I don't know
Tryin' to pick up where the Eminem Show left off
But I know anything's possible
Though I'm not gonna top what I sold
I'm at the top of my game
That shit is not gonna change
Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team
I'll get away with murder
I'm like O.J. he's like my Cochran today
We keep them Mark Ferman tapes
In a safe, locked Em' away
Better watch what you say
Just when you thought you were safe
Them fuckers got you on tape
You swear to god you was playin
Whether or not you was little Joshua
Gosh I wish I could have told you to not do the same
Cause one day it could cost you your name

[chorus]
And this was supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that off so,
Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a hoe
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
Erra Oh Ah
Erra Oh Ah
Erra Oh Ah
Erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ka Ka

[Verse 2]
Eri Eri Erick swallowed some generic sleeping pills
And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick Bare-Naked
Jig-A-Jig-Ji-ji-Janean just turned 16 and used a fake ID
To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly
Hee-hee-hee-hee, to be so young and naive
Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and carefree
Paris and Nicky's parents must be so tickled to cherish
Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks
Hickory Dickory Dirk Diggler
Look at me work wizardry with these words
Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken
Or(scratch sound) jerkin' your chain
22 jerks in a jerk circle
Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute
What am I sayin? allow me to run it back and rewind it
Wait a minute let me ask you again
Am I just jerkin your chain
Am I Berserk or insane
Or am I just one of them damn amateurs
Working the dang cameras filmin' one of them
Paris Hilton homemade pornos
Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle
Jigga-Ji-Just recently somebody just discovered
Britney and Justin videotapes of Em' fuckin
When they was just mousekateers in the Mickey Mouse club
And dusted Em' and went straight to The Source with Em'
Cause they could have sworn someone said Ni
And then tried to erase and record over it
But if you listen close enough to it you can My first single hear the
Ga-Uh and then the come ta find out it was Justin sayin "I'm gon "Nuh" come"
And this was supposed to be...

[chorus]
My first single
But I just fucked that off so,
Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a hoe
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
Erra Oh Ah
Erra Oh Ah
Erra Oh Ah
Erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ka Ka

[Verse 3]
Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chest
And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it
All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number
It's 1-800 I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dick
And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me
Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key
And I'll be sure to get back
As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre
Wake up gay and make up with Ray (Hey!)
So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken,
Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's big cock, big a big cock
Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick
And stick a dick in your mouth
I'm done you can fuck off
Fuck a fuck of...

[chorus]
And this was supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that off so,
Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a hoe
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
Erra Oh Ah
Erra Oh Ah
Erra Oh Ah
Erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ka Ka