My Undead Mummy and Me Lyrics

Let me tell you about my buddy,
He's 3000 years old,
He's wrapped in bandages and covered in mold
And debris.
My undead mummy and me.(yeah)

If a bully ever tries to poke me in the eye,
I'll introduce him to my decomposing guy
And he'll flee.
My undead mummy and me.(yeah)

All the kids at school are gonna have a conniption,
When they see my funky Egyptian mc...
My undead mummy and me! Yeah!
Undead mummy and me.