My Undead Mummy Lyrics

Let me tell you about my buddy
He's 3, 000 years old
He's wrapped in bandages
And covered in moldy debris
My undead mummy and me

If a bully ever tries to poke me
In the eye, I'll introduce him to
My decomposing guy
And he'll flee
From my undead mummy and me

All the kids at school
Are gonna have a conniption
When they get a load
Of my funky Egyptian, and see
My undead mummy and me, yeah

He is no dummy, he's chummy
And he is my mummy

My undead mummy and me
My undead mummy and me
Undead mummy and me