Promoter (Of Earthbound Causes) Lyrics

Warmed up my motor, swindled the promoter
Took the lunatic for a ride
And a little voice said inside my head
Said, "Rosemary baby, I got the thyme"

Suffering madness and the Pharaoh's plague
I, Akhenaten tell you some other day
No thank you, that's enough for me
A little bit of Ritalin goes a long way

Ready to rock if you want to roll
Please step away from the vehicle
Ragnarock and revolutionize
Gimme just a minute while I clarify

Cooled down my temper, I tried to remember
What it was I wasn't to lose
And I probably could, were it not for
The beer and the broads and the broads and the booze

[Hook: ed on stupid and the whole shebang]
I never have ever felt the same
No thank you, that's enough for me
That's prozacly not what I need

Ready to rock if you want to roll
Please step away from the vehicle
Ragnarock and revolutionize
Gimme just a minute while I clarify

Ready to rock if you want to roll
Please step away from the vehicle
Ragnarock and revolutionize
Gimme just a minute while I clarify

Ready to rock if you want to roll
Please step away from the vehicle
Ragnarock and revolutionize
Gimme just a minute while I clarify