Sensitive New Age Guys (SNAG) Songtext

von Christine Lavin

Who like to talk about their feelings? ? SENSITIVE NEW AGE GUYS!
Who knows that if you kiss a boo-boo, it will start healing? ? SENSITIVE NEW AGE GUYS!
Whose dream car is a Bubble Station Wagon? ? SENSITIVE NEW AGE GUYS!
Whose favorite song is ?Puff, the Magic Dragon?? ? SENSITIVE NEW AGE GUYS!
Who like to cry at weddings?
Who think that the Olympics is too competitive and too upsetting?
Who tapes "Thirty Something" on their VCR,
Who's got "I brake for Unicorns" stickers on their cars, oh,
Go ?OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH? Everybody do that! ?
OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ? Everybody stop!

Whose last names are hyphenated? ? SENSITIVE NEW AGE GUYS!
Who walked out of ?Long Dong Silver? ? a movie they hated? ? SENSITIVE NEW AGE GUYS!
Who prefer clothing styles understated? ? SENSITIVE NEW AGE GUYS!
Who thinks a full head of hair is overrated? ? SENSITIVE NEW AGE GUYS!
Who thinks that red meat is disgusting? Who's into UFO's channeling, and dusting?
Who wears sandals with black socks? Who says ?John Tish really rocks??
OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH Everybody do that! ? OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ? Everybody stop!

Who likes music that's repetitious? ? SENSITIVE NEW AGE GUYS!
Who likes music that's repetitious? ? SENSITIVE NEW AGE GUYS!
Who's concerned about your orgasm? [SILENCE]
Don't applaud this bad-boy behaviour! Why wouldn't you guys sing this line??
Maybe they think it's more important that they have it. ? SENSITIVE NEW AGE GUYS!
Who carries the baby on his back? Who thinks Marianne Williamson is on the inside track?
Who always sings on sing-alongs, even when they can't stand stupid sing-along songs?

(OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH) Just keep doing that over and over, guys!
(OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH) Don't you love to see their lips in that position?
(OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH) Let's see what else we can make them do!
(OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH) You and ?? start to wave like at a Baseball game? ?
(OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH) Straight away! You can do it
(OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH) OK- selfish men, send it back!
(OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH) You can sway back and forth?
(OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH) Snap your fingers!
(OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH) OK, turn around, face the WFUV banner, turn around!
(OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH) OK, now shake your butts ? come on!
(OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH) Do you like it?
(OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH) It is like a Chippendales show there! ? These guys hate this song!
(OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH) But they sing along so they won't hurt my feelings. ? They know what that's all about. They've had their feelings hurt over and over and over again...Why? Because they are so goddamn sensitive. But we love them anyway, yes we do!! Because they're SENSITIVE ? NEW-AGE GU-U-UYS