The Morning News Songtext

von Chamillionaire

Chamillitary man

[News Reporter]
Fighting broke out over-night between rival factions along the Israeli - Syrian border
Initial reports claim Israeli jet fighters bombed a guerilla base,
Killing at least 49 soldiers and 13 civillians, damage to the base is said to be heavy
And the Israeli jets are reported to have made it back to their headquaters safely
An 49 year old unidentified man went beserk last night, opening fire with a 12 gauge shotgun...

[Verse 1]
Ring the alarm!
Terror alert, victory!
I stay droppin that bombness, Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump stay arguing bout nonsense
They treat me as good as Hugh Heffner if I had a mansion full of blonde chicks?
If adultery was a felony, then Clinton would be a convict
Put you in the same position and lets see what you'd really do
They tell me that I sold out if I execute the no snitchin rule
Sound like it was a good idea, til a murder happen to you
Dumb-stupid, or stupid-dumb, either one you don't have a clue
Voice perfect for CNN but knew Larry King wouldn't hear it through
Bill O'Reily's an idiot, he aint the only one with an opinion, fool
E-mail this to my publicist so the media is gonna hear it too
You get on TV and get at me, then I'm gonna get on the CD and get at you

[Chorus]
Uncle Sam says to pay your taxes, just to learn that I pay for classes
Part time hustle really ain't gonna last, so today's forecast is to make more cash
Its the morning news, news, news, let em know the truth, truth, truth
Its the morning news, news, news, let em know the truth, truth, truth
Its the morning news

[Verse 2]
In the strip club ballin', Bill Collecta keep callin'
You aint even tryna pay your bills, he show up and you dodgin
White man ballin, black man starvin, looks like Al Sharpton found another cause to get involved in
I cant hate to see a black man, and I dont hate to see a black hand
Crawlin into that cookie jar 'cause theres plenty of dough up in that man
When your black and you educated people say "You aint black man!"
May be black in your appearance but really whiter than Batman
CEO's are like slave masters and most of them dont even know it
Their employees are like slaves, work the bill but dont even own it
Your money right but your credit aint, then the bank still wont loan it
If you're on top and aint payin taxes then I hope you're enjoyin your moment

[Chorus]
Uncle Sam says to pay your taxes, just to learn that I pay for classes
Part time hustle really aint gonna last, so todays forecast is to make more cash
Its the morning news, news, news, let em know the truth, truth, truth
Its the morning news, news, news, let em know the truth, truth, truth
Its the morning news

[Verse 3]
Hip-hop crunk music, hyphy music, snap music
Sound like a nursery rhyme, get a beat and rap to it
Aint speakin with a purpose, Imma call it crap music
Y'all got your boys gettin mad, my bad lets get back to it
Cigarettes are still causin cancer, and chronic smoke'll still get you high
In the streets or in the store, know a couple dollars wont get you by
Truth is a Paris Hilton jail cover story could never flop
For that sexy mug-shot I could get a million dollars a pop
Even Michaels in the media, they like to make examples of people just like you
Get involved and I bet the indite you, goto jail and I bet they dont write you
Yea, you aint got a college degree then they'll say you're not intelligent
And if your class aint Upper Class, then your opinion is irrelevant

[Chorus]
Uncle Sam says to pay your taxes, just to learn that I pay for classes
Part time hustle really aint gonna last, so todays forecast is to make more cash
Its the morning news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth
Its the morning news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth
Its the morning news

[Outro]
The world is crazy, evey day I gotta wake up to this nonsense
Silly rappers think I'm worried about a punch-line
I show more purpose than your whole career in one line
Victory