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What do they think of us in Japan-pan
It's probably good, what they think in Japan-pan
Ricky had a hit with his chiqui-bon-bon
And even in Hong-Kong they listen to reggaeton-ton

(Stupid! Hong Kong is in China!)

It doesn't matter, we had a hit with ****ing Gasolina*
****ing Gasolina was a bigger hit there than in Carolina
And we gave it to them bland, without vaseline
And we gave it to them bland, without margarine
We gave it to them bland, real bland

I'll take the Chinese girl umbrella and all
I put her on my wagon
And I take her on a ride on top of the bonsai
After that we stop in Shangai to eat chicken-patai

(Stupid! That's Thai!)

It doesn't matter ? Thai, Chinese or Japanese
They're all the same, they all speak backwards
They're all the same, they all speak gibberish
They have squinted eyes and they eat sitting down
Without shoes, they sit down to eat cat soup
And if there's no cat on their plates, they eat a dog shish-ke-bob

(Dog meat has a lot, a lot of ilon!)

A lot of iron? (A lot of ilon!)
Iron? (Ilon!)
Iron? (Ilon!)

What do they think of us in Japan-pan
It's probably good, what they think in Japan-pan
Ricky had a hit with his chiqui-bon-bon
And even in Hong-Kong they listen to reggaeton-ton

(Stupid! Hong Kong is in China!)

It doesn't matter, we had a hit with ****ing Gasolina
****ing Gasolina was a bigger hit there than in Carolina
And we gave it to them bland, without vaseline
And we gave it to them bland, without margarine
We gave it to them bland, real bland

What I know is that they are hard-core in acrobats
In ping-pong and in gymnastics
They also have invented
Everything that's sold in a pharmacy
And when you do them a favor
They bow their heads without saying thank you

(That is part of our cultule!)

Your culture? (Our cultule!) Your culture?
(Stupid, what is your ploblem?)
(In Puerto Rico they speak wrong too!)
(Plus, in Puerto Rico they are dummies!)
(They're not astute! We in Japan are?)
(Mathematicians, algebraic, calculus, pre-calculus, supercalculus!)
(Well, that is what I calculate!)

Fine, but in Puerto Rico there is more butt and more ***!
More muscle and more thigh?
In Japan what there is is no ****ing ***
You Japanese are like Picu chicken**
Yellow and fleshy
Man, you've got zero, capicu!***
Now where is your calculus?

(Fine, but in Japan we know karate!)
That doesn't matter, in Puerto Rico we'll hit you with a bat
(I want to eat rice! Flied rice!)

What do they think of us in Japan-pan
It's probably good, what they think in Japan-pan
Ricky had a hit with his chiqui-bon-bon
And even in Hong-Kong they listen to reggaeton-ton

(Stupid! Hong Kong is in China!)

It doesn't matter, we had a hit with ****ing Gasolina
****ing Gasolina was a bigger hit there than in Carolina
And we gave it to them bland, without vaseline
And we gave it to them bland, without margarine
We gave it to them bland, real bland?

*Gasolina as in the song by Daddy Yankee
**Pollo picu is a type of chicken in Puerto Rico
***Capicu is a dominoe term, it's a form of winning the game