Skit: R U Happy Now? Lyrics

V: Sleeping as soon as he gets in the car…
Rap Monster: What time is it, what time is it?
Jin: It's about 6: 30 right now.
Jimin: I woke up straight away…I really wanted to sleep but couldn't fall asleep.
V: Are we going to the rest stop?
Suga: It's 6: 30 am, do you really think we could go to the rest stop right now?
Rap Monster: We have to go to the rest stop; my bladder's going to explode!
J-Hope: I really need to go to the bathroom right now!
Rap Monster: If I don't go right now, it's really going to explode.
J-Hope: At the fansign I really needed the bathroom but couldn't go; I thought I was going to die.

Jimin: Hold it in. Hold it in!
Rap Monster: Is everyone's bladder okay? Are you okay?
Jin: I'm okay!
J-Hope: Wait, is this being recorded? Wow, this is being recorded?
Rap Monster: I want to check to see if this is okay.
Rap Monster: You know, listening to the song makes my bladder tighter. We should just do the choreography at the fansign later.
J-Hope: The choreography!
Rap Monster: Double double combo!
Suga: Hey, did you get it?
J-Hope: The beat? Did it come? Wait, I think it did come but I only heard it from the PD -
Rap Monster: Good Rap Monster: It's really nice when you first hear it! I listened to this for two hours but couldn't come up with any lyrics.
V: Hey, it's good!
Jimin: (to V) Shut up, it's too loud .
V: Sorry.
Jin: Before that, can someone please cover Jungkook's nostrils?
Rap Monster: Yeah, why does this kid snore so much? I know, he's totally out of it right now…you're tired, right?
Jin: I'm jealous. So young.
Rap Monster: Yeah, it's really tiring…
Jimin: Because we can't sleep.
J-Hope: But even though we're tired, aren't we all happy right now?
Jimin: Of course, we're all happy.
J-Hope: I'm happy!
Rap Monster: To be honest, I am happy.
J-Hope: I'm happy! Let's go meet our fans!
Rap Monster: I mean, let's be honest – when will we ever get to do something like this?
Suga: After all, this is what we were dreaming of when we were trainees. We are happy.
Rap Monster: Are you awake now?
Jungkook: Huh? Hey, it's the rest stop! Rest stop Rap Monster: (sighs) Waking up when we arrive at the rest stop…
Jimin: Your face is so swollen! Look, his face is swollen!