Storybook Life Songtext

von Blessid Union Of Souls

I said to myself "I'm the man, got a pocket full of money"
Certs in my mouth in case my breath is kinda funky
I saw a hottie staring right at me
She kinda looked like the chick that did the video with Tommy Lee

Oh man, is she coming over
I gotta get this show on the road, yeah, yeah, yeah

She said "Where have I seen you before
If you didn't like that one, well I got about twenty more
I need a mac diggity-daddy take me out
And in his caddy we can kick it till the briggity-briggity-break of dawn"

I said this sounds like fun but I ain't with it
But if you're a good boy I just might let you (*cough*)
Hold my hand because I ain't about to Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Ma'am
I hope you understand that

I don't want Britney tonight
And Selma, yeah she's alright
I've seen Buffy and she don't slay me

?Cause baby you're just the type
Stay up and talk to all night
Would you be the star in my storybook life
In my storybook life

Yo, I drove her home and she was feeling kinda frisky
I told her nighty-night and then she asked if she could kiss me
She said "Don't you wanna spend the night"
Then she bit me on the ear, felt like I was in a Tyson fight

Oh God, she's losing control now
So I said I just want someone to hold, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mariah, she ain't for me
That brunette on V.I.P.
She don't hold a candle to you

?Cause baby you're just the type
Stay up and talk to all night
Would you be the star in my storybook life

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Baby, you're just the type
I can talk to all night
Be the star in my storybook life

Sabrina, Felicity
Meg Ryan, I won't lose sleep
You can keep your Halle Berry

?Cause baby you're just the type
For the sure Mrs. Right
Would you be the star in my storybook life
In my storybook life
This is my storybook life