Stein Any Stein Songtext

von Bill Scher

Oy veh, in bed again
Just can't find me, a good Jew
No doctors, no lawyers,
Not even, an intern or two.
The WASPS and the Catholics,
They're not that bad.
But I can't bring them home to dad.
All these jocks and the blue bloods
They got money, they got looks.
But give me a nuerotic,
With bad hair and a nose that hooks.
But the reason why
I can't, find Jewish boys
Is that they will only
Sleep with goys.
And I look and I try but
I just can't find
Stein, any Stein.
Not I'm not getting it
'cause I look semitic
Stein, any Stein.
All the Jewish guys
Think Helen Hunt is a prize
Stein, any Stein.
I was so lonely
I was at the end of wits.
So I had my nosed smashed
Into a thousands bits.
Yes, I had a nose job
Like Goldie Hawn,
And all my problems are gone!
And the guys are all hooked
And my schedule's booked with
Stein, after Stein.
Gonna get me a Mr.
'cause I look like a shiksa
Stein, after Stein.
I am not a fool,
By kids are going to Hebrew school
Stein, after Stein.
Stein, after Stein.